From the recording Nurd Country
Lyrics
The waitress screams out murder
The cooks just watch the time
The rules say call the Sheriff
There’s been a killing at the Mighty Fine But the fat man he don’t mind
He just wants another piece of the pie
They will re-open up at 5
Gotta dust for prints and tips at the Mighty Fine
The family called him sweetie
The mistress said he’s kind
Now he’s face down in his soup Clutching his bill from the Mighty Fine But the tax man he don’t mind
He was worth much less alive
Now Uncle Sam gets 4 of 5
Everybody’s making a killing at the mighty fine
The witness won’t cooperate
The doc won’t sober up
The preacher will not eulogize Unless the pulpit says “Vote Trump” But the shaman he don’t mind
He saw it all from the other side
Now his post has a thousand likes Clicking www dot Killing at the Mighty Fine
Click click click
Some say he got off easy Say it was about time
But say that to the faces Of the ones he left behind
The drifter stirs his coffee
The junkie steps outside
The black man looks suspicious
Says he has an alibi
But the law man pays no mind
He said he don’t care for his kind
If he takes the plea they’ll spare his life
Wrong place and the wrong time at Mighty Fine
The folks still come out every night
The food is just that good at the Mighty Fine